Max Payne 3: Oh God No....

Max Payne 2 featured Max Payne at his best, modeled after actor Timothy Gibbs, he wore a leather jacket, had his hair perfect, and a slight stubble. He lit up the dark streets of New York with his two pistols, as the rain poured down from the heavens. Perfect film noir. Look at this shit. Look at it! IT TAKES PLACE IN THE JUNGLES OF BRAZIL!





I'll be in my bathroom, cutting myself. Message me if you need me.

I Have No Idea//inFamous vs. Prototype

why the videos on my page changed from actual awesome ones to random Youtube sponsored ones. Eh, I'll try to look into it.

Anyway, there is a battle raging over (most of) the internet about what game is better, inFamous or Prototype. Not because I'm a fanboy, but because I've played both, I lean towards inFamous. It's just a more polished, detailed game. Prototype is fun, but thats all. Just a fun kill-fest. I dunno. Everyone is freaking out at Gamesradar because Prototype scored higher. Go flame, or support your blade-armed hero. Have fun ;D

Waiting for Dissapointment

So I'm replaying FFVII on my PC, preparing to not hear the same thing that I don't hear every E3. They're not going to remake FFVII for the PS3. It seems almost ridiculous to even theorize that they have plans for it as much as they deny it. However, every time they deny, they seem to say something along the lines of "The Compilation of Final Fantasy VII is not over yet." Those teasing bastards... but anyway, Sony said this year's announcements at their press conference would be the biggest in 11 years. Hmmm...we know they're going to make a big deal about the PSP Go, but that has nothing to do with 11 years and neither would a redesign for the PS3. Final Fantasy VII was released in late 1997, so it hasn't been 12 years yet. Could this be it? Also, on Square-Enix's TGS posters it said "We hope to meet Final Fantasy VII again!" Besides sounding like terrible "Engrish" it also hints at a remake. They make me so damn mad. Final Fantasy XII wasn't all that great to me, and now that they're just pissing off their fans, Square-Enix is losing a lot of credibility. What are they doing, I mean? Waiting until they get in a real financial slump and then release this money-maker? Well, I guess we'll see in two days. I wouldn't get my hopes up......well....I always do v_v

Do Forum Posters Even Play Video Games?

Wow. Most people have probably already took notice of this or realized it, but it really hit me today. I was looking through the codes for Metal Gear Solid 4 unlockables on GameSpot when I decided to take a peek at the forums. Is it just me, or do the people who frequent the forums of a particular game ALWAYS have detailed lists of things they hate about it? Of course, I loved Metal Gear Solid 4 and I would never say a cross word about it. It ranks among one of my favorite games of all time. And I'm not saying it's all the people; some people there actually love the game and want to discuss both it's strengths, weaknesses and plot points. But some people are not. They hate the game and nothing about it pleases them. I'm not talking about the people who just say "This game sucks". I mean people who genuinely hate it. Why in God's name would you go to this game, click on forum and want to talk with people who enjoyed it? I can understand if you just want to express your opinion, but if you just want to tell everyone on the internet you hate this game and don't give a damn what they say.....well fuck you. Seriously. With sandpaper. Alright? I mean, wow. Video games are my life, but I don't take them THIS seriously. Why don't you go talk about something you like? Like....men, for instance?

Releases for April 7th

Yes Riddick, take off those goggles so you can clearly see the piles of money about to be thrown at you. "The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena" comes out today along with "The Godfather II". Have fun stealth killing futuristic baddies and wackin' mob bosses with your Chicago Typewriter. Wow, that's quite a mix, eh?

LoveZone. A Heart-Wrenching Tale.

Will all the Helghan circumstances stop their love? Or will they pierce the oppression with bullets of devotion? xD

Happy April Fools from Nintendo!